Arriving Spring 2020

Jeffrey Denny

Advance Praise

Advance Praise

“So much drivel and dreck—it was hard to put down because I couldn’t pick it up.”

“We write funnier and more commercially successful stuff in our sleep, so we’re not really worried.”

“Literally rolled on the floor laughing at this pathetic cry for help from a diseased psyche.”

“Thank you for your submission, but we receive thousands of unsolicited manuscripts every day so our interns didn’t even open your email. Have you looked into self-publishing?”