Advance Praise

“So much drivel and dreck—it was hard to put down because I couldn’t pick it up.”

— Philip Roth from literary heaven

“We write funnier and more commercially successful stuff in our sleep, so we’re not really worried.”

— Dave Barry, David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, and other leading humor writers

“Literally rolled on the floor laughing at this pathetic cry for help from a diseased psyche.”

— Jeffrey Denny’s therapist

“Thank you for your submission, but we receive thousands of unsolicited manuscripts every day so our interns didn’t even open your email. Have you looked into self-publishing?”

— Hatchette, HarperCollins, Macmillan, Penguin Random House, Simon & Schuster, and every other surviving publishing house